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If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions?
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Posted 12/19/11 03:46 PM
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#40199 - 12/21/11 05:18 PM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: 5th]
Stash Offline
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I'm thinking bumpersticker again. Definately a future tag line.

If they drowned Jesus, Christians would be praying to aquariums.

wink
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#40209 - 12/21/11 08:16 PM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: Stash]
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Originally Posted By: Stash
I'm thinking bumpersticker again. Definately a future tag line.

If they drowned Jesus, Christians would be praying to aquariums fish tanks.

wink


Keep it simple. laugh
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#40218 - 12/22/11 12:06 AM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: 5th]
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I like it!
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#40265 - 12/22/11 08:12 PM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: Stash]
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How about a fishtank with the Jesus Fish in it?

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#41805 - 02/17/12 08:44 PM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: Beavis H. Christ]
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So good !






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Edited by seeooo13 (02/19/12 02:48 AM)

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#41810 - 02/18/12 06:48 AM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: seeooo13]
tee Offline
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The Jews did not kill Jesus. The Jewish leaders were instrumental in getting Him executed, but they did not crucify Him.
The Jewish Sanhedrin was able to try Jesus for blasphemy under Mosaic law (Luke 22:71) and succeeded, but could not pass the penalty of execution because they did not have the authority to do so. (John 18:32)
Jesus was then taken before the prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, who although noting that he found Jesus innocent of any charges (Luke 23:4,16)- at least under Roman law; religious law was handled by the relevant religious authority, in this case the Sanhedrin, with any major punishment subject to Roman control - but signed the warrant for fear of causing riots as the crowd had been worked to fever pitch by the Sanhedrin. (Luke 23:24)

He was then crucified by Roman soldiers, in a decidedly Roman way.


Idiots!

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#41811 - 02/18/12 08:25 AM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: tee]
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The Jews did not kill Jesus.


So, sorry the Jews were blamed in this thread...

Oh, wait. The Jews are mentioned only once; by you.

Who are the idiots to whom you refer?
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#41812 - 02/18/12 08:48 AM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: tee]
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Originally Posted By: tee
The Jews did not kill Jesus. The Jewish leaders were instrumental in getting Him executed, but they did not crucify Him.
The Jewish Sanhedrin was able to try Jesus for blasphemy under Mosaic law (Luke 22:71) and succeeded, but could not pass the penalty of execution because they did not have the authority to do so. (John 18:32)
Jesus was then taken before the prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, who although noting that he found Jesus innocent of any charges (Luke 23:4,16)- at least under Roman law; religious law was handled by the relevant religious authority, in this case the Sanhedrin, with any major punishment subject to Roman control - but signed the warrant for fear of causing riots as the crowd had been worked to fever pitch by the Sanhedrin. (Luke 23:24)

He was then crucified by Roman soldiers, in a decidedly Roman way.


Idiots!



Let the Apostle Paul clear this up for you:

1Th 2:14-17 For you, brothers, became imitators of God's churches in Judea, which are in Christ Jesus: You suffered from your own countrymen the same things those churches suffered from the Jews, who killed the Lord Jesus and the prophets and also drove us out. They displease God and are hostile to all men in their effort to keep us from speaking to the Gentiles so that they may be saved. In this way they always heap up their sins to the limit. The wrath of God has come upon them at last.
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#41813 - 02/18/12 08:52 AM Re: If the jews had drown jesus. Any Questions? [Re: tee]
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This aspergers diatribe doesn't have anything to do with the picture.

But by your post and the content, it appears you bend knee to this mythology.

Read the words of the picture, they're pretty simple and shows how silly the christian mythology is.

If they had beheaded him like his cousin, you'd be wearing an axe instead of a crucifix on your necklace.

If the had stoned him you'd be wearing a pebble.

If they had impaled him you'd be wearing a toothpick.

christians are stupid creatures. If the Jews had drown jesus you'd have a fishtank on your altar and a thousand bible verses justifying why.

And since the christian faith is as factual as Harry Potter, and I'd love debating the pronunciation of "wingardium leviousa" with you some day too, The jews killed one of their own, and their weapon were the Romans and the croud of jews gathered.

Christians


Edited by 5th (02/18/12 08:03 PM)

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