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#1055 - 08/14/08 03:11 PM The secret of old age
tsunamitsurfer Offline
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I was sent this today...



"Have you ever been on YouTube?"
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#1059 - 08/14/08 07:15 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: tsunamitsurfer]
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"I pass the pig a lot"???

Or do I need my hearing checked?
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#1062 - 08/14/08 07:26 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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You need your hearing checked. The first syllable does rhyme with "pass", however.
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#1066 - 08/14/08 07:46 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Stash]
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I turned my speakers up so loud it's hurting my ears. Still sounds like "pass the pig" to me. (I feel so left out.)

BTW, Mr. Funky thought it was "pass the peat".

Maybe we both need our hearing checked.
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#1067 - 08/14/08 07:56 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Originally Posted By: funkycamper
I turned my speakers up so loud it's hurting my ears. Still sounds like "pass the pig" to me. (I feel so left out.)

BTW, Mr. Funky thought it was "pass the peat".

Maybe we both need our hearing checked.


I asked Mrs. Tsurfer to listen as well... She caught it the first time.

Sorry, funky, can't help you there...
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#1069 - 08/14/08 08:06 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Don't feel bad, Funky, I cranked it up and couldn't figure it out either . . .

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#1070 - 08/14/08 08:33 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Jewels]
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Good grief, Jewels. Another similarity!
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#1072 - 08/14/08 08:40 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Man, don't I know it.

Lately when I watch Chef Gordon Ramsay on the BBC channel I use my close-captioning so I can catch everything he says.

The British accent sometimes slips by me!!

blush
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#1073 - 08/14/08 09:26 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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You need your hearing checked,
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#1074 - 08/14/08 09:26 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Stash]
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Leave it to the guys to hear it.
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#1075 - 08/14/08 09:27 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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There goes my theory.
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#1076 - 08/14/08 09:28 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: tsunamitsurfer]
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Hmmm...maybe it's a frequency issue.
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#1077 - 08/14/08 09:29 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Jewels]
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Cranked it up? Cranked it out? 230. 240. Whatever it takes
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#1080 - 08/15/08 07:21 AM Re: The secret of old age [Re: imhotep]
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Hmmmmm...maybe it's a dirty minds issue? whistle
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#1099 - 08/15/08 01:39 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Looking up from the gutter Brian responds that that seems reasonable.
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#1100 - 08/15/08 04:55 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Originally Posted By: funkycamper
Hmmmmm...maybe it's a dirty minds issue? whistle


Perhaps, but the dirtiest mind is 'ol Ernie. laugh

Who knew it was so simple?
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#1102 - 08/15/08 09:47 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Lumberjack]
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A little bird filled me in. Simple but lonely. There are far better ways.blush

And it still sounds like "pass the pig" to me.
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#1104 - 08/15/08 11:53 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: funkycamper]
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Funky, he said "I masturbate a lot".

DH translated it for me.

Though, passing the pig may be a cute euphemism for it...
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#1105 - 08/16/08 12:27 AM Re: The secret of old age [Re: MH Lady]
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If a bunch of Catholics are arguing, would it be a Mass Debate?
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#1108 - 08/16/08 09:02 AM Re: The secret of old age [Re: MH Lady]
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Originally Posted By: MH Lady
Funky, he said "I masturbate a lot".

DH translated it for me.

Though, passing the pig may be a cute euphemism for it...


Yes, I know. But someone had to PM me with it. That's why I said that there are better ways. whistle
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#1110 - 08/16/08 01:48 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Stash]
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only if it was about mass.

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#1111 - 08/16/08 01:54 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Stash]
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Quote:
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” Lily Tomlin
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#1112 - 08/16/08 03:08 PM Re: The secret of old age [Re: Thumper]
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smile laugh smile laugh
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