#15869 - 06/11/09 02:36 PM
Well, mow me down.
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old hand
Registered: 03/27/09
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Loc: Aberdeen, WA
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I saw a billboard sign that said:
NEED HELP, CALL JESUS
1-800-805-3787
Out of curiosity, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawn mower.
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#15873 - 06/11/09 03:48 PM
Re: Well, mow me down.
[Re: Geezer]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 12/03/08
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Loc: Xalapa, Veracruz Mexico
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A Mexican showed up with a lawn mower. Did you ask him of his nationality?
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#15877 - 06/11/09 05:15 PM
Re: Well, mow me down.
[Re: Turnow]
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old hand
Registered: 03/27/09
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Loc: Aberdeen, WA
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Did you ask him of his nationality?
Yes, and he told me he wasn't the dead Jew guy.
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#15889 - 06/11/09 09:26 PM
Re: Well, mow me down.
[Re: Geezer]
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 07/08/08
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Did you ask him of his nationality?
Yes, and he told me he wasn't the dead Jew guy. "No senor, it's Hay-soos." 
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#15902 - 06/12/09 07:21 AM
Re: Well, mow me down.
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old hand
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Loc: Aberdeen, WA
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"No senor, it's Hay-soos." Whatever, he sure cuts a mean green lawn. Next time, however, I'll hold out for the other Jesus. I need him to cast out the dandelions. 
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#16237 - 06/17/09 02:18 PM
Re: Well, mow me down.
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Registered: 07/09/08
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Loc: On the Washington coast
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Just ask Him to turn them into wine. Wine is bad for lawns, though.
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#16242 - 06/17/09 07:19 PM
Re: Well, mow me down.
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Just ask Him to turn them into wine. Wine is bad for lawns, though. Don't I know it! I remember when I was 19 and I drank so much that ... ... Or maybe it was beer. I dunno. I only wonder if that spot ever grew grass again. 
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