In an announcement that has left his followers shaken, the Christ himself has come forward to announce that he is leaving Christianity, effective immediately. The reasoning: The 2008 Republican Platform. Reached for comment at a West Hollywood coffee shop, Christ said that he couldn’t deal with a world that so misinterpreted his words and actions.

“They mention the word ‘faith’ 12 times in their platform,” said Christ. “Do they think we’re idiots or something?”

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*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!*

Its about time he threw in the towell.

So, Chubbs, your tagline would indicate that are, indeed, a pirate at heart.

YARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Do you know the significance of Sept. 19th??????

Just to Chime in....The significance of Sept 19th....my parents anniversary? LOL I guess you really wouldn't be talking about that though....Aha, it must be that International Pirate Talking Day!

Arrrrr...that be true.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day to be exact but who's to quibble 'bout such trifles? Yarrrr

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup

Hardy Har Har - Pirate

LOL!

Probably not trying to pick up the best wenches!