I am now a follower of Supply-Side Jesus, and I think corporations should rule us, because He wants it that way.

It took me some time to figure it out, but I have seen the light: When we are told Jesus spent time among the lepers and prostitutes, the Supply-Side Gospel is actually referring to corporate executives.

This would also pave the way for an entirely new section of the Bible, dedicated to Oral Roberts. After all, Saul of Tarsus only heard a disembodied voice of Jesus--Oral Roberts actually saw Him, in a manifestation 900 feet tall! Surely that beats a disembodied voice.

I propose this new section be called the "Acts of Oral," or if you prefer (New Supply-Side translation) "The Book of Oral Acts."

Anyone who does not believe this clear and unequivocal sign from God Almighty does not understand the true meaning of the Gospels and is going to hell. Hey, I don't make the rules.

I had heard of the followers of this dogma before. I think they belong to Oral Sects. But, I'm not sure, so I'm waiting for the truth to come from ikayak.

I see what you did just then.

Okee dokee.

LOL!

No problem.
The truth:





"(AP) Evangelist Oral Roberts told television interviewer Phil Donahue Thursday that Roberts' much-publicized vision of a 900-foot-tall Jesus was seen by "my inner eyes, not my physical eyes."

It was Roberts' first statement indicating a vision he recounted in a fund-raising letter last year was not of a physical manifestation."

http://newsok.com/article/1982818#ixzz0dSgrbjdt



According to Luke, after Saul (unconverted) became Paul (converted) Jesus appeared to him in a prison cell:




Luke uses the same word (ephistemi) to record the appearance of the angels to the women at Christ's empty tomb:

You have obviously never received Oral Sects, nor do you understand the Oral Acts.

People in your predicament often become irritable and humorless as the foul seed of nonbelief backs up into their brains.

As a legally ordained Minister, I suggest you get a grip on yourself. After all, Supply-Side Jesus says "come unto me."

The Truth, then according to ikayak, is that the Oral Sects have merit and the Oral Acts should be proffered far and wide?

Then, to whom should the Oral Sects be taught and from whom should we come to receive the Oral Acts?

This is the best stuff I remember reading in the religion thread. I'd like to learn more about the the theology and the Oral Acts of the Oral Sects.

Very creative guys.

And Beav you have the same standing to begin a sect as anyone else. I hope you make lots of money from your acolytes.

Did I say that?
No. Comprehension is key.
Oral Roberts is a false teacher, not to mention liar.
He at first claimed that he had come face to face with Jesus,
then recanted and said only in his mind's eye.
If you want to dedicate something to a liar, knock yourself out.