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Of course that must apply to the entire closed loop topic of religion. Same nails...same hammer.

That is a really stupid slam against Christianity because it is so Biblically erroneous.
I suppose it appeals to the ignorant masses, tho.

Looks more like the Cliffs Notes version of the New Testament.

Ignorant people would be offended by it, certainly. Probably post insults about it. You know, people like...

To you, I'm sure it does.

But since the posted "discourse" is in the absolute future tense, an enlightened person would recognize it as being an erroneous and perverted version of pre-Creation Old Testament theology.

It's just too stupid to be offensive.

I created man and woman with original sin. Then I impregnated a woman with myself as her child, so I could be born. Once alive, I killed myself as a sacrifice to myself, in order to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.

Oh, yeah! Much funnier.

Sometimes something is just too stupid to be offensive...or funny.

It's one of those times.

Mr. Deity, on the other hand, is often quite humorous.

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OHHHH it's the TENSE that's throwing you off.

Glad Stash could help you out.

Would this be one?

Yes, as evidenced by the gaudy necklace he's wearing.
Jesus hasn't hung on a cross for almost two thousand years.
Anyone can be crucified until death on a cross.
Only Jesus died, rose alive from the grave, cooked a fish dinner for His friends, and visibly ascended into Heaven.

You're really fixated on the "cooked a fish dinner" thing, which is funny considering it's not in the Bible. Like, anywhere.

But then that's true of a lot of your claims.

The Holy Bible, Gospel of John, Chapter 21.

Thanks, but I'm in the mood for Cheesus Chrust pizza, it's good to the last supper.

Sorry, you're about 2000 years too late, but maybe the Presbys have a deep frozen piece for you.

You sure know how to hammer home a point.

Thanks.
Better to nail a point directly, than to spearhead wooden crosstalk.

Doesn't say Jesus cooked. Only that he was the waiter.

Garcon, there's a fly in my knish!