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#31060 - 08/23/10 09:57 AM Four Great Religious Truths
Stash Offline
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Everyone else may have heard this, but it was my first time.

Four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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#31063 - 08/23/10 05:39 PM Re: Four Great Religious Truths [Re: Stash]
harborknight Offline
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I hadn't heard that one. Very funny.
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#31073 - 08/24/10 11:16 AM Re: Four Great Religious Truths [Re: harborknight]
Stash Offline
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Loc: State of Euphoria
I sure liked it.
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