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#38456 - 10/11/11 08:02 PM Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy:
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Got reminded about a great site that put's the reality back to the jebus and jew/christian religions: http://www.evilbible.com

The "Top 10" list had me rolling again:

Originally Posted By: www.evilbible.com
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.


However, going over the the other pages of the site remind me about how delusional and fucked up jesus freaks really are.

Can we please start feeding them to lions again, please!
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#38459 - 10/11/11 08:19 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: 5th]
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#38461 - 10/11/11 08:53 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: Geezer]
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#38466 - 10/11/11 10:27 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: Thumper]
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Why would you use that ignorant article to prove your point, Thumper? The idiot lost me at "The Christian Crusades (11th,12th century) netted approximately one million Muslim deaths. And who started this war?" implying that The Crusades were started by the Muslims. Logic and facts went downhill from there.
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#38471 - 10/11/11 11:23 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: funkycamper]
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The Crusades occurred about 500 years after Muslims instigated and carried out jihad against the Coptic Christians in Egypt.
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#38476 - 10/11/11 11:57 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: Thumper]
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Well then, kill them all. Let God sort them out. laugh
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#38498 - 10/12/11 10:03 AM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: ikayak]
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Originally Posted By: ikayak

The Crusades occurred about 500 years after Muslims instigated and carried out jihad against the Coptic Christians in Egypt.


And the two events have absolutely nothing to do with each other, as you well know.

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#38504 - 10/12/11 10:48 AM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: Beavis H. Christ]
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Riiiight. The Muslim jihad against Christians ended right there with the Coptics. uh-huh.
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#38506 - 10/12/11 10:57 AM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: Beavis H. Christ]
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Originally Posted By: Beavis H. Christ
Originally Posted By: ikayak

The Crusades occurred about 500 years after Muslims instigated and carried out jihad against the Coptic Christians in Egypt.


And the two events have absolutely nothing to do with each other, as you well know.


You act like historical accuracy matters.
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#38517 - 10/12/11 03:13 PM Re: Top 10 Signs You're a Fundy: [Re: funkycamper]
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Does any of this negate the fact that all of the top 10 list applies to Thumper and Iky?

They're they only ones who seem to object to any or all of it.
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