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#41637 - 02/08/12 10:47 AM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: mdean]
Stash Carpal Tunnel Registered: 07/08/08 Posts: 4783 Loc: State of Euphoria	“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did.” Jack Handey _________________________ You can't know how good an Oreo cookie is unless you've tasted lima beans.
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#41638 - 02/08/12 10:48 AM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: Stash]
Stash Carpal Tunnel Registered: 07/08/08 Posts: 4783 Loc: State of Euphoria	My favorite: “When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.” Jack Handey _________________________ You can't know how good an Oreo cookie is unless you've tasted lima beans.
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#41640 - 02/08/12 02:30 PM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: Thumper]
5th old hand Registered: 12/01/09 Posts: 735 Loc: Aberdeen	Let no one ever, EVER, question your work ethic. Originally Posted By: Jack Handey "When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'" _________________________ "The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it." ..........Matilda Joslyn Gage, "Woman, Church and State", 1893
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#41642 - 02/08/12 04:10 PM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: 5th]
Thumper Carpal Tunnel Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 3126 Loc: I'm in a blue state.	Quote: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo _________________________ Do the right thing!
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#42967 - 03/22/12 10:16 AM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: 5th]
5th old hand Registered: 12/01/09 Posts: 735 Loc: Aberdeen	"If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction." - Judith Hayes _________________________ "The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it." ..........Matilda Joslyn Gage, "Woman, Church and State", 1893
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#43064 - 03/25/12 06:30 PM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: 5th]
Bogus_bill Carpal Tunnel Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 2511 Loc: SMA Mexico	Want boring? Talk to someone enamored of his own certitude. Kathleen Parker _________________________ Obama's victory came from those who wanted him to change Washington, not America.
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#43400 - 04/04/12 12:54 PM Re: Quotable Quotes [Re: 5th]
5th old hand Registered: 12/01/09 Posts: 735 Loc: Aberdeen	One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. - Arthur C. Clarke _________________________ "The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it." ..........Matilda Joslyn Gage, "Woman, Church and State", 1893
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